Getting my bird tattoo for christmas(: FINALLY. So, if you have any bird ideas..?
i ♥ unicorns

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Reblogged my5tic41andshit.

do eeeeet
ditto
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Reblogged my5tic41andshit.
my mom is so delusional. she invented an alter ego for herself named maria the maid and she’s always screaming “you guys made a mess in the bathroom! maria’s going to start raising her cleaning fees unless you all shape up!” while she cleans the bathroom.
Reblogged thedarlingchild.
Anna,
I got to watch Mommy Dearest in psychology..and I was the only who laughed and everyone lo0oked at me like I was a child abuser. It was great. :)
thedarlingchild asked: hey, you're on tumblr again!
Kinda..I’ve been at a loss for hipster things to write about.
Get at me.
I’m not a slut and I’m definitely not anorexic.
Get your facts straight.
Comment puis-je vous faire sourire?
And you,sir, are the reason I left all my feelings in an empty container of Ben&Jerry’s for the past two years.
Way to go.
“Chinks
..are going to rule the world one day.”
-My third period history teacher.
Love sucks.
end of story.
- You like Ringo Star????
- Yepp that's the one.
- But nobody likes Ringo Star
- That's the whole point.
I’m so pimp.
I’m so pimp, I could schedule you with a different guy for the rest of your life.
I’m so pimp, I could fill the Pacific Ocean with guys and it would overflow.
I’m so pimp, I could overrun the U.S. and Canada using my whores alone.
I’m so pimp, I could-wait..hang on..my mom’s calling me
Since I talked to you last:
I fell in love with Glee.
I’m reconnecting myself with old friends.
I kissed my (now ex) friend’s older brother.
Stared talking to this guy Sammy that I loved before i even met him. (LOL)
Lost my best friend.
Found who my best friend really was all along.(Josh:)
My friend’s boyfriend broke up with her for me..but i didn’t like him.
Started playing video games.
Read some books.
Almost quit cheer.
Let my grades slip.
Let drama run my life.
I still got this.(: