i ♥ unicorns

(Source: trashcanland)


Reblogged my5tic41andshit.

my5tic41andshit:

coldandpale:

sandyhonig:

do eeeeet

ditto

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my5tic41andshit:

coldandpale:

sandyhonig:

do eeeeet

ditto

oh shit this sounds fun! click


Reblogged my5tic41andshit.

Getting my bird tattoo for christmas(: FINALLY. So, if you have any bird ideas..?

thedarlingchild:

my mom is so delusional. she invented an alter ego for herself named maria the maid and she’s always screaming “you guys made a mess in the bathroom! maria’s going to start raising her cleaning fees unless you all shape up!” while she cleans the bathroom.


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Anna,

I got to watch Mommy Dearest in psychology..and I was the only who laughed and everyone lo0oked at me like I was a child abuser. It was great. :)

thedarlingchild asked: hey, you're on tumblr again!

Kinda..I’ve been at a loss for hipster things to write about.

Get at me.

I’m not a slut and I’m definitely not anorexic.

Get your facts straight.

Comment puis-je vous faire sourire?

And you,sir, are the reason I left all my feelings in an empty container of Ben&Jerry’s for the past two years.

Way to go.

“Chinks

..are going to rule the world one day.”

-My third period history teacher.

Love sucks.

end of story.

I’m so pimp.

I’m so pimp, I could schedule you with a different guy for the rest of your life.

I’m so pimp, I could fill the Pacific Ocean with guys and it would overflow.

I’m so pimp, I could overrun the U.S. and Canada using my whores alone.

I’m so pimp, I could-wait..hang on..my mom’s calling me

Since I talked to you last:

I fell in love with Glee.

I’m reconnecting myself with old friends.

I kissed my (now ex) friend’s older brother.

Stared talking to this guy Sammy that I loved before i even met him. (LOL)

Lost my best friend.

Found who my best friend really was all along.(Josh:)

My friend’s boyfriend broke up with her for me..but i didn’t like him.

Started playing video games.

Read some books.

Almost quit cheer.

Let my grades slip.

Let drama run my life.

I still got this.(:

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